Close-up of a cat's tongue

Kung Fu Cat


Ninja Cat




I promise I'll be good.


These are NOT my children.


Nope, you don't look any thinner from this angle.




Let's see, you have a spot right here.


Is it time for dinner?


NO, I'm not the new toilet paper holder.


Hey, Joe, get the remote!


Don't forget I still have claws!


And it's a downhill curve on the slope.


And she loves you, ya, ya, ya, ya.


WiFi Cat


What do you mean it's not rum?